Lovebuds Anonymous

Can I just repeat again what the world knows already? Men can be suck fucking jerks! Even really bitchy, panties-crawling-up-their-ass women on their period have more common sense.

Picture the man pinata. Beat the man pinata with big stick. AAhh... Beginning to feel relief.

I swear I think that men have this weird delusion that their tiny third leg is going to raise them above the sea of bullshit that they're wading in.

*Sigh* But enough. Men reading will deny it. Women reading have experienced it all before. And it comes in many forms; fathers, brothers, husbands, boyfriends, children, dogs who haven't had it whacked off yet.

So other than the past hour (where the man-bitch came in), today was an alright day. I signed up to play online Scrabble with a friend today. I have a passion for word games, although I admit I'm not great at them. It should be fun. I printed out and laminated little pictures of myself. I figure I'll post one to the fridge as a deterrent for the food inside. It's not that I eat a lot. I've had people ask me how I'm so big with what I eat. But, like most people, it's the slow metabolism - lack of exercise - and bad choice of foods. So I've been doing a LOT better with the choices, and have been working out at Curves and even done some walking. I have cut it down to maybe having only one soda a week, and then usually it's a diet, caffeine free drink. I've switched stuff over to fat or sugar free. But, I'm a night owl. And this is always the time when I get the munchies. So I figure the porker picture on the door will keep me from scrounging for chips and dips at 1 o'clock in the morning (even tho they are fat free chips and low fat dip lol).

Perhaps a new workout routine could include me chasing very bitchy-men with large red rubber baseball bats. Yes, I think that would work!

While we're speaking of swatting people with baseball bats... I'd like to pummel some of the people after reading about the whole gay marriage thing. People, it's none of our business who's marrying who. And to be quite honest, I think it's pretty damn sad that we're even having this debate in this country. This is AMERICA isn't it? I am beginning to wonder about that myself.

For the life of me, I can't quite figure out what the problem is. Why is it so bad that two men or two women are married? And please don't give me that shit about the 'sanctity of marriage'; because there's too many divorces and infidelity cases to argue that point. And guess what.... They're all between men/women couples! I personally think that the homophobes out there are worried that the gay marriages are going to hold together longer and make the straight marriages look worse than they already do. What other reason can there be?

Oh wait. I forgot, yes.... Could it be RELIGION? (Yes, that's right folks... it's Ju's numba one evil in action again.) Pish posh. Marriages and religion have absolutely nothing to do with each other UNLESS you choose for them to mingle. Here's the actual definition of marriage:

1 a (1) : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law (2) : the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage b : the mutual relation of married persons : WEDLOCK c : the institution whereby individuals are joined in a marriage
2 : an act of marrying or the rite by which the married status is effected; especially : the wedding ceremony and attendant festivities or formalities
3 : an intimate or close union

Now where does it say anything about religion or God or Jesus? Why oh why are we continuing still to force people to live their lives according to a religious order that isn't even a NATIONAL religion? And once again, if there IS a God/Jesus and the BIBLE is correct, then leave the judging/punishment to God people ok? It's not your place to take someone else's life into your hands and tell them what to do. And don't give me this crap about protecting the kids either. It's more likely that you're going to fuck up their lives more than some married gay couple down the street is ever going to do. Stop pointing the finger at others and trying to blame them for your lack in parenting. If you taught your kids about having respect and character for all other human beings, (although it's pretty obvious that your own parents didn't do the job in teaching these things to you), then your kids would have no problems with people of different races, religions, sexual orientations, etc. Your idiocy, fear, hatred, and pure lust for power is going to be what eventually brings this world to it's end.

Take note you homophobic twits.... First it was sexism, then it was racism. Change will come. You can either adjust and learn to 'love thy neighbor' as the "GOOD BOOK SAYS" or hibernate in your houses and live in the dark ages. And if you're having a hard time deciding, just let some of us know. We'll be there to help. With hammers, boards, and lots of long nails that are just right for boarding your homes up.

- posted by Loki's Concubine @ 9:07 PM