Lovebuds Anonymous

OH MAAA GOOOODS!!!!

M-O-O-N. That spells the embarrassment that I'm about to unleash upon myself. It's ok though, I am strong. I can take it. Prepare yourself... we're about to warp into hyperdrive.

Hmmm where to start. Well I suppose since I've last blogged. Not much happened yesterday. I washed some clothes, washed dishes, cooked dinner. Once again the fucking basketball ruined tv night. Down with March madness!

This morning I thought I'd get up early and try to find some yardsales. Mom was working so I was on my own. There was nada. Nothing. I found maybe five and they were all baby toys or clothes. I bought a 'Big fat yeast roll doll' for Izzy and a book on diabetic recipes for Barb. That's it. Mom called after she got off work and was at an auction (at the place where we have our storage building). Went there to see what we could find. Mom wanted to bid on a few things and there was this evil bitch there who kept outbidding everything that Mom bid on. I don't know if she just didn't like the look of us or what.... she only bid on the stuff that we were bidding on. And obviously she had money to burn. Am I being judgemental? Hell yes, and why not? Everyone judges me. LOL. Seriously though, I felt bad for Mom. She was dissapointed.

Came home...... We got invited to a fish fry tonight with Allen & Barbara over at a friend's house. They're really more of their friends, but we know them too and they are really nice people who invited us as well. So Mom went to relax and watch tv for a few hours until it was time to go. And here, my friends, is where the shit hit the fan. Or should I say my undies. Yes, wouldn't you know it....... I shat myself. Sitting right there in the den watching tv with Dad and hmmmm....................I'm feeling a bit tight in the stomach, built up gas? I should ease some on out and let my guts feel better. Oh my hell was that ever the wrong thing to do. It was not gas, sweet readers. I won't go into the gory details.

Laugh if you must. I could have kept this to myself and no one would have been the wiser. But this is our bloggie and we strive to be honest. And hell, who hasn't had this happen once or twice?? FESS UP PEOPLE YOU KNOW I SPEAK THE TRUTH!

Enjoy yourself my little shedding tears this very moment seahorsie. I hear your laughter and it affects me not!

The day was much better after the shower and washing out of rather unpleasant items. We bought a cake for Rita's birthday and some cards. We had some gifts here at the house so we got together a gift package of potpourri, sachets, candles, etc. Rita and David are the nicest people! They have this huge long table, that sits like ten people and it was filled with food. Needless to say, Barbara and I killed our diets today. I most likely gained back all five pounds and surplus. But it was Rita's birthday and we didn't want to make her feel bad by not eating her food. LOL. We had fish, chicken legs, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, salad, homemade pumpernickel bread, homemade cherry pie, homemade peach pie, and cake. I didn't eat any pie and tried to eat as little I could of everything else. I'm pretty proud of me, I didn't overly stuff myself like everyone else. I ate till i was satisfied and that was it. I cut it off at that. Then Rita, Mom, Allen, Barbara, and I sat around and talked about dreams and ghosts and wierd things that have happened to us or friends. I don't know how we got onto that but it was fun. I love talks like that. Had to be careful though because David, Rita, and Allen are all somewhat religious and don't go for 'that stuff'. BAH. No fun no fun.

So came home and checked email. I got an email from Bonnie, one of the ladies from the TOPS group and also from Curves. She's really nice and I think we'll be good friends. We have so much in common it's actually pretty funny. I think I'll enjoy getting to know her and her hubby and maybe we can get together and chat or play games or just hang out. There's a big age difference but that's ok. At least she's closer to the age of the people I hang out with now and not one of the older people in TOPS. They're all really great but it's mostly old women. (Thank goodness for Bonnie and the few in there who are closer to my Mom's age.) In any case, sent off a couple of my poems to her. Not as good as hers but I liked em. lol.

Hmmmmmm thats about it right now. My wrist is acting up like a mad bitch and I gotta find my wrap. Well this lemonshark's heading for deeper waters..........

M-O-O-N. That spells ADIOS.

- posted by Loki's Concubine @ 8:32 PM