Lovebuds Anonymous

Yes, handcuffs are nice! Remind me not to go into detail about that however.......

Well my friends! All is well with the world today. At least in my tiny corner of it.

First, the news.
While searching the net to see what of interest has happened today I found something quite disturbing. Has anyone else read about these new 'eye jewels'? It's fookin freaky man! It seems that it's the new trend in 'body fashion'. A tiny jewel like thing is implanted under the cornea of the eye. Ok um yeah... can we say "Bad Fuckin Idea"? OMG the horror! You know I love tattoos, have 7 of them meself. Body piercing I can stomach. But this is a little much. mmmm well to each their own.

Great news for us geeks out there who used to live on Nintendo and SNES video games back in the 80's and 90's. John Woo is making a METROID movie! YEAH BABY YEAH! Ah the fond memories of playing Super Metroid over and over and over and........*snore*

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Ok sorry folks, but I am almost in tears over this story. The members of a church in Glassport, PA attempted to put on an Easter show teaching the kids about the crucifixion of Christ. What did they do to demonstrate this? *snicker snort* They whipped the Easter Bunny! Not only did they beat the bunny so to speak, they smacked it with Easter eggs and portrayed drunk and self-mutilating people. Man oh man, why didn't they do this shit when I went to church? If it had been half as exciting I might have never switched to paganism. *wink wink*

And the "asshole who needs to be thrown off a cliff" winner for today is this lucky man of Nashville, Tn. This ignorant bastard actually had his friends hold a 2 pound terrier like a football while he ran up and kicked it. The dog died, the people laughed. The guy is free on bond. Ok, if I was in control of animal cruelty laws.... people charged with this kind of shit would have the EXACT same thing done to them. In my world, this dick would be held while some 3000 pound piece of construction equipment rammed him up the ass and tossed him a few hundred feet away. It's sick people like this who think that I'm the weird one. It's sick people like this who end up running this country with their fancy cars, huge houses, and totally "holier than thou" families. As an animal lover who completely prefers animals to people (people are just assholes. I personally think that the world would be better off if human kind as a whole were swept off the face of the earth eons ago.) I can tell you that nothing infuriates me as much as hearing about stuff like this. While you politicians are up there raising taxes and boo-hooing about your rival parties, how about doing something just and useful like IMPOSING ANIMAL CRUELTY PUNISHMENTS AND STIFFENING ANIMAL CRUELTY LAWS!!! It's not enough to make them pay a fine damnit. Give them jail time. If I'm gonna pay for Joe Blow in cell block C who killed a woman but still gets to live (Yes, I firmly believe in the death penalty) then be damned....... I'll pay to have these people to be locked away.

Alrighty, now that I'm all riled up......... (grrrrrrrrrrrr). On a personal note I got some great news today! Not only did I end up in "El Presidente's" Blog (eat your heart out Woman of Scorn) but I had my measurements taken again today at Curves. Yes well this is the first time since I joined that I've had measurements taken again. So I'm going to say January, because that's when we started going to Curves on a semi-loyal routine. The Weasie lost 5 inches total from her body. Hey that's good right!! I thought so. Then the woman measured me. Every time she took a measurement and wrote it down she would say, "Oh my God." Great, I'm thinking..... either the tape measure isn't big enough or something's wrong. Now, my walking buddy and new friend Bonnie told me Tuesday that she could tell that I had lost some weight. But to be honest, I don't see it. Whether it's a mental thing or the fact that I'm too close to myself (haha) I don't know. All I know is that when we were said and done today........ I was shocked. And the drumroll is *badumdumdumdumdumdumdum*............... twenty and one quarter inches GONE! Yeah baby yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! She said that my body is shifting, which I think means that I'm forming more muscle and losing inches because of that. I mean I had lost 6 pounds in the past two weeks (tomorrow is another TOPS day... .ugh and I truly think that I gained weight this time) but I hadn't seen where it was that much. But 20.25 inches! WOW! So I was proud. Estatic. Disillusioned. Confused. LOL. Mostly elated. HOORAY FOR ME!!! And I must say that I owe a big thanks to Bonnie, who has gotten me out and walking more. We are thinking about doing two walks a week. One day around Swan Lake and one day downtown ending in the coffee shop (iced coffee.... omg so good). So it's nice to have someone to talk to and walk with and also something to look forward to. So thanks Zephyr!

Also, Cana the horse, is doing much better now. Hopefully the colic is over with and she will be back to her old self soon. Thanks, for those of you who mentioned her.

- posted by Loki's Concubine @ 9:34 PM