Lovebuds Anonymous

I Don't Wanna Come Back.......

Well I'm home again. We rolled in last night after dark and had to unload all the crap in the truck. I don't want to be home. I wanted to stay up there in the cool, fresh mountains and just live. Bah, one day I'll live there. Yes, the WHORE OF POOL that I am will be a mountain dweller. With teeth. Imagine that!

We also visited my Grandmother over the weekend. I love her and all, (she's not my biological grandma) but she's so damn annoying. She whines about us not visiting her, but when we do we're made to feel like we're inconveniencing her. And the whole time we're there she's going on and on about how she has no money and how bad she hurts. Granted, she's old... and I know she has pain. But damn, it's been the same thing for 30 years. She's been dying (just like my Grandpa was) from as far back as I remember. And yet she has enough energy to chase a dog or go shopping. Uh huh, yeah. I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday.....

So we saw my uncle while we were there. I don't get him. He's on disability, as is his live-in girlfriend. That's a limited income yes? Yet he keeps gettin all this shit. He has:

1) Pretty new elcamino
2) 1 Limited edition black monte carlo
3) 1 Limited edition white monte carlo
4) 1 bass boat
5) 1 large boat (like a small ocean type)
6) 1 camaro, recently remodeled
7) 1 full size truck, fairly new
8) 1 full size truck, fairly new (yes another one)
9) 1 blazer (used)
10)1 Victory motorcycle (brand new and chromed out)
11)1 unknown motorcycle (also new, but his son had borrowed it)
12)4 car garages (it was 3, but he just added a new one)
13)Various new camo outfits and rifles/shotguns
14)new cellphone
15)Various new CB equipment, such as huge antennas outside his house, radio equipment, etc.

And that's just the things that I saw/heard about while we were there for the hour and a half. Now I'm wondering where all the damn money is coming from. I dunno, none of my business. But something is fishy there in the land of Denmark! Or at least I think so.
Anyways, I guess he's just another kind of collector. We all do it in a way. Some ppl collect cars, some cats, some marbles. Luckily none of my collections have sent me to jail or turned my house into a supersized ammonia-urine sponge however. My fingers are still crossed that I won't get worse. LOL. Shoot me if I do!

I'm attempting to start cleaning this house for good. We're in great hopes that within the next five years the parental units will be able to sell this house and move away from this black hole of a town. Hopefully I'll be gone way before then, but in any case they'll need me to help. Shit, we'll need all the help we can get. Packrats for life. heh. I need to get into school, I hope I can see about that this week.

Until later you little squishy poptarts.

- posted by Loki's Concubine @ 5:31 PM