Lovebuds Anonymous

Taco Hell

So I just got done eating a little while ago. We had Taco Hell tonight, which we haven't done in a while. It was good, but I couldn't help but think about comments made on the FARK site I read this morning. Someone had posted a nudie girl pic and of course people were commenting away in the forum..... so I was just casually strolling through reading the comments when eventually someone commented on this woman's *cough cough* rather puffy nether-regions. Ok ya know, I realize and have heard a lot of nicknames but one I'd not heard yet was 'beefy taco'. But yes, someone there had commented on her 'beefy taco'. Great. So now as I'm eating my wondermous soft taco supremes I can't help but think back to the 'beefy taco' string. It wasn't helping matters much that the edible taco (umm.. well the one I was eating) was oozing with hot sauce. Now I'm not freaking out about it or anything, but damn. Now I will be unable to eat a taco ever again without thinking of some skanky girl's coochie-coo. And what's worse is there's another thought trying to invade on that one, and that's the Puffy Taco man from Pisser's posts. Quite frankly I'm worried.

I think this one's got the cameltoe beat by a mile.

- posted by Loki's Concubine @ 4:00 PM