Wow, it's been a while since I've blogged! Oh what a boring life.
In any case, I've now been named the "
WHORE OF OLYMPICS". Yeah, I like watching them. Especially the male gymnastics. There's something about watching toned, sweaty men in tights as they go round and round over any kind of horse. I mean hey, if they can buck that pommel horse like that imagine the ride you would get! I wonder though, do they wear cups under there? I mean am I the only one who notices that little angular bump in their crotch area? I'm assuming that it's some sort of protective device. Either that or their 'throbbing manhoods' are deformed and great for humping around corners. Sort of like this nifty device!
And some of the swimmers are nice to look at. That
Thorpedo guy could rocket himself right up
betweenxed my wide open legs to my front door.
So anyway, while the Woman of Scorn has recently discovered the wonders of searching google images with the filter OFF (*giggle giggle*), we have become obsessed with photoshopping ourselves onto 'risque' pictures.
Illegal? Perhaps.
Wrong? Probably.
Joy in making ourselves look like crackass whores?
ABSOLUTELY!
I do think that I'll be making a gallery for us soon. What they hey....... we enjoy it. And on a bright note, we have recently initiated a new member into our
hot, sweaty lovebud folds family. As we all know, (in the weird highlander movie voice) THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO lovebuds..... but we are glad to have found the one and only
Bellybutton Lint. We love ya linty!!!!!