Bet you all thought I'd fallen off the face of the planet didn't ya? To which I reply...... *see title above*.

Well no, fortunately (or if I bore you, unfortunately.... take your pick) I'm still around. Once again, nothing of great excitement has been going on. Unless you consider my continuing education class exciting. Which it wasn't really. I suppose that's good though, it means things went relatively smoothly. Phew!!!

The only other thing that's been happening is that I've now hooked two of the women from my TOPS group onto geocaching. For those of you who've never heard of this, it's like doing treasure hunts using a handheld GPS (global positioning system) unit. Of course, none of us have a GPS unit.... so we have to find these wondermous little prizes the old fashioned way. We guess. Thankfully I'm pretty good at observation. It still amazes me though that these two older women are so excited by finding them. I figured they'd help me find my first one (we happened to be walking at the lake where it was hidden) and then I'd do the rest on my own. But nooo.... I swear I thought they were gonna pee their panties. That woulda been ok. Pantiless women are usually fun too. I have heard horror stories though about people finding human shit in these caches, in which case I hope and pray that I am not the one who gleefully pops open that bad boy.

Other than that, life is sputtering along at it's usual, half-dazed pace. I need some excitement. Or sleep. Better yet, let's kill two birds with one stone and just have a nice, long, erotic wet dream. Ah yes, that would be greeeeeeeeeat. Someone light me a candle.