Nah I really don't think that, but it was fun saying it. I suppose you're wondering where I've been all this time (ok, so no one gives a rat's ass.... but let me go on feeling important ok?). Truth is there has been nothing going on lately. Well until the weekend that is.......... lemme tell you about it.

As it turns out, one of the ladies from the TOPS group I'm a member of has a lake house and invited some of us down there. Ok, well they're all a good bit older than me so I had my reservations. I didn't know them well and I mean shit...... I didn't know if they were going to sit around crocheting or what. (Yeah Wos, like you old farts do.) The one lady that I do know somewhat though and get along with talked me into going. She promised lots of reckless fun, alcoholic beverages and debauchery. Cool - I can do this.

So we get down there and I'm just chillin....... getting to know everyone better and BAM! They want to do makeovers. Ok, I'm game. I think. They were all so excited to bombard me with hair gel and lipstick that it was a little scary. Then again, I like being the guinea pig 99% of the time. In any case, they did the whole nine yards...... hair, makeup, pedicure, painted toenails (which I've never had done). It was nice. It was fun. I don't know what the hell happened. The lady did a great job (so much so that it didn't even look like me, which is a good thing hehe) but I still felt like this:



It boils down to the fact that I'm a sick fat fuck who has no clue what-so-ever how to be a girl even though I do have that wondermous 'cavern of love' (or in my case no-love.... wait, that must be a catching trend here at Lovebuds Anonymous). So yes, I say with pride; I had a girly weekend! And it was great! I would go into details, but I'm not kidding myself. You people don't care. So until something humorous happens (or until this Monday which is like Xmas.. or D-Day, whichever - we'll soon find out) catch a nap.