I don't know what's been wrong with me lately. Womanofscorn seems to think that I simply don't blog when she's not online. Tsk tsk. It's true somewhat, I get bored too easily and end up getting offline. BUT more than that, the past few weeks have just been lumbering by. I suppose it's time that I kick myself in the arse and get moving again.

I'm excited to see that people have been finding our site by searching such things as "blow up midget dolls" and "whore in a cape". This is truly wondermous! It seems we've been having WAY more fun than I remember... hmmmmmmmm.

Me thinks we should combine the two somehow next time....... "Blow up whore midget dolls in capes!" As Ahnold says..... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss.

And because I have absolutely nothing to blog about, I will take this space to bitch about something. And that is what, you ask?

SHAVING OF THE LEGS Yes, I hate it. It is my boldest mission to invent a time machine, go back into time, find the first woman who decided that shaving was a good idea and force her into some horrible situation possibly involving hungry sharks and freshly shaved nicked legs. We should all resemble this lovely lady........ minus the walking on fish shit.



Rock on horny-head lady!

And with that I am off!