Hot Wax on the Nipples
Well now that I have your attention, just thought I'd drop in to say hello. Still nothing new really going on, heh aren't you just enthralled with my exciting life. I'm still attempting to make a nifty pair of wings for my demon costume. Last night I spent a good bit of time drawing out the shape I wanted (I really suck at drawing stuff like that so I still feel they look kinda goobery) and cutting it out of cardboard. They're not going to be quite as long as I originally thought....... They'll end up somewhere around the 3 to 3.5 ft area. I think that'll be good though. My mask FINALLY come in the mail today (yeah we never did find my other one in this packrat-paradise of a house) and my cape is finished, other than cutting holes in the back for wings. So.... I just gotta get going on the wire bending. I'm procrastinating because I have no idea in Hades what the fuck I'm doing. I just hope I don't end up looking like a supersized demonic bumblebee. Let's hope.
I did buy the Van Helsing movie..... I wouldn't mention it, but for those of you who like vampires and want a Halloween movie, this one is good. For those having serious vampire fetishes like myself (ooooooo the dark entrails of my mind are vast and bloody after all), this was a nice little 2+ hours of wishing you could be one of Dracula's bitch brides. Damnit. Where do I sign up for THAT job? And honestly, I wouldn't go all bat-shit crazy like they do.... I mean the stupid bitches. If you gonna fly around (they had no nipples strangely enough...... hmmm hot wax on the chest lumps anyone?) screeching and barking.... you know you gonna get yo dumb ass pummelled. Oh well, I could be the smart bitch bride and watch the other 'competition' get splattered from afar. Heh. I'm in it for the freakage baby. Still and so, it was another wondermous addition to my ever-growing vamp library. BTW, for those of you who also have the collection.... you'll notice immediately that Van Helsings' costume is a DIRECT rip off of Vampire Hunter D. Bleah spit guffaw. How cheap is that??? And if you're gonna do it, at least go all the way and have Hugh Jackman having arguments with his nifty hand'o wonder!
And so I leave you now to wander off and attempt to stare at my wing shape some more and determine what I'm going to use to bend the wires....... as once again, the proper tools have been suctioned into the black hole that is our home. It must be perfect! My first vampire wedding. BWAHAHA. Ok, boring entry over. Tootaloo!