My whore is off partying. Yes, she's probably hammered at this very moment, and I wasn't even invited! Damnit.

And while she's off attempting to flag down passer-by with some poor soul's underwear, I've been at home turning my brain into some form of stale jello-mush. Egads, it's been a long time since I've had to 'study'! You know it, I waited until today to do my homework.... it's ok, I still have plenty of time. It's not due until Monday. Can I just tell you........ these mothafuckas do NOT believe in starting off slow! ooooooooooooooh no.

Chapter 2 has me using half of my damned notebook for notes. There's like 244 fuckin terms to remember. JESUS! Can we just glide in and get used to the general ideas before having to memorize every damn part of the human body? No. Obviously not. bleah. I was so proud of my purdy purple notebook with the fuzzy monkeys on the cover (they ACTUALLY have fuzz fur bodies, how cute is that?!?), and now it seems it will only last me the first two weeks.

So yet again, there is nothing terribly exciting to share with you lovely readers. I'm taking a break, and missing my tramp all the while. Drink some shots for me El Heifer!

PS...... I dreamt about vampires and a guy who I was like, in love with for 9 years last night. If the damn alarm clock hadn't woken me up, I would have HAD that erotic wet dream. Son of a!!!