I don't want to get all nasty graphic, but I think at the moment I should be named "Mary, Queen of Shits" or something like that. And no, my name's not Mary.



Seriously though, I can't remember being this sick for so long. Not even when I had mega-food poisoning and was passed out for a weekend on my DEATH BED. It only lasted two days... then it was buhbye. This is day #5. *sob whimper* It's aggravating, and I feel like shit (pun intended), but it's been something I can handle....... UNTIL TODAY. I'm stressing. I have class tonight. We have this big test thing. I'm running to my porcelain lover every 15 minutes. How the hell am I going to last a 3 hour class whilst testing? So far my strategy has been simply to not eat. And b/c I want to be as safe as possible, no drinking either. So if I dehydrate into a crisp during class, I love you all. Really, I do! *giggle*

The up side, of course, is that this week (if I make it to my meeting) I should have a GREAT weigh in. Heh. Or at least a decent one. I just know I've dropped four small children and a sack of potatoes somewhere along the way.

The other bright side is that I can now check "Know what swallowing poison feels like" off my TO DO list. And another one bites the dust!