NOT. WTF is this? And why does it almost bring me to the point of wanting to beat someone down? This makes me angry and I have no clue why. I'm confuzzled. I think it's just the absolute jack-assedness of it all.

I just ran across this offering from Staples, the office store.......

What is it you ask? A fucking stapler. Ok that's cool. I have a fetish for office supplies, I admit it. But they've gone too far! Now they have a celebrity auction going on..... you bid on staplers that have been autographed by celebrities.

I dunno. Maybe it's just me. I can't imagine that some of these things are up over $500.00. For a fucking stapler. Sheesh. But incase you want one, here ya go...... have fun bidding.