Well we're back from the mountains. It was a nice, little week-long vacation. I always strain myself to look for bear when riding down the parkway, but once again........ zilch. I am beginning to believe that there aren't actually any left up there, if it wasn't for the smell and tracks that we kept running across. I just know I have a better chance of seeing the Lee County Lizard Man.

Anyways, nothing exciting to report. I almost died at Biltmore Estate. After stumbling up and down 2 zillion farking stone stairs we got lost in the gardens. With more steps. Joy. I made the statement to my Mother that this was "my personal hell". Only without the friends I know I'd see if there was a real hell. Heh. But that's another story entirely.

I do hope all of you spectacular people out there are doing fine. I know I haven't been around much lately. What can I say? My life has been dull and normal lately. (Bleah!) I shall try harder to find entertaining things each day in an attempt to amuse you again. Not like I ever really did... but hey, I can tell myself that I'm funny and be alright.

Until then, adios.